How come you never seem to know you have cuts on your hands until after you put the hand sanitizer on?
I should never ever end a sentence with a preposition. And how many times can I say "you" in a sentence?
Tomorrow's to-do list keeps getting bigger and bigger while I lay in bed. There are 27 hours in a day on the 30th, right?
I miss my little brother like crazy. He's been the only one missing lately at family functions. Including graduation this weekend. Man he's the best. And I miss him.
My sunburn is starting to peel. Shoot. I'm going to look like a lizard with dandruff on graduation.
If I win money playing Bingo, do I need to pay tithing on it? Awkward.
Why is it 3 AM, and I am still awake?
I have major hiccups right now. Like the shake-your-whole-body-hiccups. So excuse me while I hold my breath, upside down, and swallow a glass of water.
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