> Less than moments.

> when you have to get a new phone for the second time in 10 days

> when you accidentally lock your bank account

> when Costco only takes American Express credit cards

> when you need $1.19 in cash and you have $1.00

> when someone walks off with your grad announcements

> when you live in Cedar and everything you need to do is in St. George

> today.


<<<<< when you have really really great friends.


Peace out Tuesday. I am done with you.

SKULLLZ

i'm super hard core now. i own a skull scarf. and there ain't nothin you fools can do about it.


but seriously. i really can't do anything about it. i accidentally bought a leopard print (which is unusually anyways) scarf with day of the dead skullz on it.

i know you are asking, "how do you 'accidentally' purchase a skull scarf you crazy white girl?" it's super simple. and if you're dying [punny!] to know, anyone can do it.

1. i bought it. 
2. i unwrapped it.
3. i realized i was SKULLLLLZ woman.
4. they don't have a return policy for scarves-or any other accessories.
5. aaannd...i bought it in california. 7 hours away from where i currently reside.

so now this white girl from utah is going to be rockin' a leopard print, skull scarf. back off bro!

i just can't wait till nov. 1st & 2nd to wear it again. you know i'll be rockin my day of the dead skullz scarf.

jayduh. the white girl.

hey. you can call me jayduh. i'm 21 years old. i love grapefruit and humus. i hate my ankles. i have sick dance moves. and i'm white. 
now that you know ALL about me, here is why i'm writing white girl. 

1. some say that i'm a dreamer. whatevs. i have a large scope of ambition. at least sometimes i think i do. i've always thought that i have been an average, mormon, white girl in utah. nothing special right. well part of this blog is to prove mostly to myself that this average white girl can accomplish above average...stuff. don't i sound educated? stuff. 
2. two. too. to document the stuff.  with a healthy dose of sass and sarcasm. here and there. 
3. and....drum roll please. the above average stuff is pretty cool. but i also think that average white girl stuff is coool. 3 o's cool. coool.  seemingly funny at times. for example. like how i've been accused of being drunk at almost every dance i've been at for the past two years. its funny. the situations. smh. 

so enjoy. lessthansymbol3, jayduh. 

the small print. you will notice that there is no capitalization. some grammar problems. abbreviations. incomplete sentences. sentences that run on and on forever because ya know what maybe i just want to write a run on sentence because i want to and maybe i just need to release some stress or i'm sassy. you might not like what you read. or you may find my ranting quite amusing. i don't know. but my point. i don't care. 98% of the day i care. give me my 2%. this white girl has got some sass. so you're just going to have to deal with it. and the extra fine print. my thoughts are my own. they do not reflect any organization or group i am apart of. thank you. also. for everyone above 26. smh stand for shake my head. you're welcome.